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It's Monday!!

2007-04-30

Everyone else may hate Monday, but I thought it would never come.  It's hot as the hinges of hell outside and I love that, too.  I've been driving around all day with the windows down and the A/C off.  I had iced coffee for breakfast and it's been a pretty good day.  If the weather holds the rest of the week, I'm going to lay outside on my back deck where nobody can see me (because nobody should have to look at that) NAKED.  That's right, folks - I've finally shaken off my idiotic inhibitions to the point where I can do that.  If you aint seen it by now, you might as well just pack it in, so y'all can just kiss my lily-white ass.  OK, that sounded a little hostile, but I've just always wanted to say it.  Get it while you can, 'cause it won't be white for long.  In the immortal words of Aerosmith:  I want a tan where the sun don't shine!  I will use some low level of sunscreen, though, because there are some body parts you really don't want to get fried! 

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Hardcore_Pyro (2007-04-30)
Last time I was naked in public, the crows and squirrels were vying for my attention.

Doe (2007-04-30)
Unfortunately I can't do that here :( I probably wouldn't anyway...hehe I thought about skinny dipping in my pool one night but, I couldn't even do that! I'm glad the weather is nice there!! It's been lovely here as well. I'm soaking it up!

Hardcore_Pyro (2007-04-30)
You said........NAKED.

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