[Bishop's Fantasy?]
This is MY story and I'm sticking to it!Uncharacteristically Silent
2007-09-15
I've been neglecting my blog and those of others because I've spent way too much time on the phone recently. Dealing with insurance companies SUCKS! I don't want to buy a car. I don't have time to buy a car. I hate buying them under any circumstances, but especially when I don't have the leisure time to devote to research and negotiating. I feel completely ill-suited to the whole experience. As pathetic as it sounds, I want a man to go with me! It would help with negotiations, but it could also be lots of fun.
See, if I had a man with me, we could do crazy things like climb in the trunk and take pictures, or test out the size of each of the seats to see if they can accomodate two people at once, or have bizarre conversations during the test-drive phase when the salesman is in the car with us. Take a tape measurer along and maybe a body bag - all kinds of creative things to leave an impression that would ensure they'd make a deal with us just to get us out of there. I guess I should just be grateful they all seem to do CarFax reports now.
the art-nik (2007-09-15)
hahah...those are funny ideas, especially the bodybag. they wouldn't be expecting that at all!
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